The Bachelorette is a stupid meany head
Some of you might remember that I have an in to secret behind the scenes Bachelorette info. Really, it's Brain Twin that has the in. But she gave me a super awesome scoop that I had to share with the Bee Hive ASAP!!
So, during the Bachelorette After The Rose when Jason, the unfortunate super awesome dad from Kirkland, asked DeAnna:
"Um, probably the one thing that stuck out in my mind more than anything was, how did you let me get down on my knee and propose?"
My friends and I have discussed this at length and I figured that, well, just because he got down on one knee that doesn't exactly equal a proposal, even though I'm sure he felt all ready to propose and whatnot. I mean, he did go out and "buy" the ring and plan what he was going to say, but getting down on one knee does not a proposal make.
Well, here's the scoop, my friends...
...wait for it...
HE DID PROPOSE!! But ABC edited it out! If you go back and watch the moment, DeAnna's "No, I can't" (which seemed a little out of place before) now makes complete sense! Check it out!
Maybe I'm mean and judgmental (dur), but DeAnna is a mean, mean stupid douchey pants head. Seriously, I'm so pissed at her that I can't even form a really hurtful nickname for her. Bitchy McSelfishPants? Soon-To-Be Mrs. Slacker Boarder Loser Head? DeAnna I-Didn't-Want-to-Make-You-Feel-Like-Brad-Made-Me-Feel-But-What-I-Did-Was-Actually-Way-Worse-Because-I-Suck-Monkey-Balls Pappas? I think that last one has a certain ring to it...
(Author's Note: Hopefully everybody is able to read the end of this post. A few members of the Bee Hive are having technical issues...mwmw)
Song title: Scandalous by Nelly