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    What You Don't Know - Part Two

    A continuation of the Facebook 25 Random Things You'd Rather Not Know About Me Meme

    6. I think about death and funerals (mine, specifically) a lot.
    I really don't know why, but I'm very fixated on my own funeral. I'm convinced that only like 4 people will go. Why I think about it or care, who knows. It's also really important to me to plan my will and funeral/wake, even though I have yet to begun planning either. I want the celebration of my death life to be as inappropriate and fun as I am.

    7. I cry VERY easily.
    Maybe it's because I'm thinking about people dying all the time? Really though, it doesn't take much as Sissy and a few of my friends could tell you. I think I am the polar opposite of Mrs. J in that way!

    8. I love my family.
    In today's day, my family is weirdly close. We love hanging out together and watching the kids play. My parents crack me up and I hope to continue to be an exact combination of both my mom and my dad.

    My older (and only) sister, Sissy, is my best friend. Sissy and I speak on the phone usually by 9 or 10 in the morning most days. This will be the first of many phone calls during the day where we talk about the need for Calgon to take us away immediately anything and everything. If we do go a day without speaking, it's just wrong. We also have many nicknames for each other including, but not limited to: Hook, Hooker, Beeyotch, Hookity Hook, well, you get the idea...

    9. I totally believe in "Friends at first sight".
    I talked about it a while ago, but I totally believe in friends at first sight. My usual technique for testing out my theory is this:
    a) See person and note "future friend" feeling.
    b) Expose said person to inappropriate jokes and uncontrollable Tourette's.
    c) If said person responds in kind, then consider yourself my friend.

    10. I always pee with the door open.
    You might be thinking, "well yeah, as a mom, I always have to pee with the door open now or my kid will freak out." That's true. But Mr. Bee (sorry to "out" you, honey) and I just had never closed the door around each other. So much for the romance, right? I mean, it's not like we'll just hang out in the bathroom together while one person is dropping a deuce or anything. We just never close the door. Unless people are over or we're at someone else's house. 'Cause that'd just be weird, yo.


    TO BE CONTINUED...


    Song title: What You Don't Know by Jon Randall

    6 comments:

    Betts said...

    I believe in friends at first sight, too, and you'd so totally be my friend.

    sissy2mom2b said...

    Ahhh, sissy, you're my besty too!!!
    You mean most sissy's don't talk to each other every day for hours about absolutely nothing? CRAZY TALK!!!

    the mama bird diaries said...

    These are good ones!! My husband is the major crier in our family.

    Pearl said...

    I cry very easily too and I hate it! It is like my body's reaction to ANY emotion. It can be very inconvienent and embarassing. Shit, now I'm crying.

    Okay, I just stopped crying when I saw my word verification: ichole. I had to go see my ob/gyn last week because I had a serious case of ichole. Ooops, is that what you mean by Tourettes?

    Steph said...

    Dude.

    "9. I totally believe in "Friends at first sight".
    I talked about it a while ago, but I totally believe in friends at first sight. My usual technique for testing out my theory is this:
    a) See person and note "future friend" feeling.
    b) Expose said person to inappropriate jokes and uncontrollable Tourette's.
    c) If said person responds in kind, then consider yourself my friend."

    THIS! THIS! Forever THIS!

    It's how Missy and I knew we were meant to be BFFs.

    Daniel said...

    friends at first sight? totally!

    poopin with the door open? ohhh hell no, contain that sh*t. what's wrong with you?! lol