Christmas Is Coming

This weekend has been chock full of Christmas-ey goodness! Friday night I traveled through super crappy traffic to the Dirty North for...

Santabator! (A photo history)

Like I previously described, the 'Bator festivities began with a LOT of food.Like, kind of a ridiculous amount of food this year.


I think we really out-did ourselves with the presents this year...


Obviously, we prefer non-sophisticated humor.


You, too, can find an owl near you at the closest TJ Maxx.


Jacques, the angry cock.He likes kisses.


Perv, the elf. By far the creepiest gift ever at Santabator.You know, if you don't count Santabator or Mrs. Clause...



This gift deserves a blog post of it's own!Let's just say, it's an inside joke.


Choose your sleep mask: Let's Fuck or Fuck Off!


Did I mention that there was a large amount of Champagne consumed at the party too?


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Song title: Christmas Is Coming by A Charlie Brown Christmas Soundtrack