I'll Tell the World

I'm trying to figure out a funny way to tell my friends and family that we're pregnant (when it happens - don't freak out on me; I'm not pregnant yet!). Last time, Mr. Bee sent out an email to our friends:

Subject: Life-altering Health Issue

Dear Friends,

I don't mean to catch you off-guard by any of this, but (Mama Bee) has a doctor's appointment soon and we may have less than 8 months left. We don't think it's contagious, but we're pretty sure I gave it to her (don't worry, I don't expect to give it to anyone else). If it turns out she got it from someone else I'll be very upset.

(Mama Bee)'s appearance may be significantly affected and our lives will definitely be changed forever.

We will need your support and encouragement during this terrifying time (for Kola [our dog at the time]). No, really. Baby toys scare the shit out of her.

- Mr. Bee

I definitely need to start brainstorming...


Song title: I'll Tell the World by Ever Stays Red

Pop Quiz

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night I got to see my favorite comedian at the Paramount!

Kathy Griffin is sooo my type of humor. Crass, blunt and fucking hilarious. I realized that I should create a friend questionnaire for people when I first meet them. Something like this:

Question #1:
Do you love Kathy Griffin?
A: Yes, everybody can suck it!
B: Goodness no, She is far too offensive.
C: Shit, I don't know.

Answer Key
Mostly A's: 800 points. You are my new BFF.
Mostly B's: -5,000,000 points. What the hell is wrong with you?!
Mostly C's: 0 points. Actually -5 points for the indecisiveness, but +5 points for swearing.


Song title: Pop Quiz by Stereolab