I'm Bringing Sexy Back

Dude, I wish I looked that cute while on the treadmill! ha!

Two days in a row now I've busted my @ss on the treadmill after Baby Bee. Today I burned another 300 calories and ate pretty well too, so hopefully some pounds will be melting away. I think this is my last ditch effort to not look too homely during my big weekend away in Vegas in a few weeks. When I'm at home, I don't feel pudgy or out of shape, but, man, the minute I'm out shopping or what not...yikes. It seems like all those bumps and curves just get magnified!!

The Magic Bathing Suit!

Juicy Swimwear must be designed by unicorns and made by leprechauns at the end of a rainbow. Seriously. It sucks in my post-baby-having belly like nothing else!

Now if I can figure out how to origamically fold my breasts in the suit to make them look like this model...

A Northwest Winter Tan

I need some advice! I've got a vaca planned in early May for Vegas, baby, Vegas! Now my problem is that I am soooo pale, I'm practically transparent. I'm pretty worried that if I go out in the Vegas sun without some sort of base tan, that I will, at the very least, burn poor tourists' corneas. Have any of you ladies (or fellas) out there gotten a spray/airbrush tan? I know Seattle has The Bronze Bar in Belltown which is supposed to be great, but I'm hoping to find something that nice/credible down in the South End.

Should I go fake tan in a tanning bed so I don't burn in the desert sun or get a fake airbrush tan so I don't injure the inhabitants of Las Vegas?