Yesterday, Sissy and I (with the childrens) visited Uwajimaya, a huge Asian market that sells selling mainly Asian food—with an emphasis on Japanese—though it also stocks Western staples (which is just weird because seaweed and weird jelly fruit thingies just don't belong elbow to elbow with Stove Top Stuffing and orange marmalade. It's just weird to see.)
Here are some awesome products I saw there while perusing the shelves:
Who knew there were so many choices when it comes to soy?
Personally I prefer my uteri fresh, not previously frozen...
but I'm pretty sure I don't want to be drinking his sweat...
Seriously, people. Pork UTERI. Excuse a second while I go vomit.
Oh, and Happy Valentine's Day y'all. Go kiss somebody or something.